Saturday, August 15, 2026

DC to Deutschland without bankrupting the treasury

 A new blog entry, so quickly? Was I making it up when I talked about "inertia" in my last post? Nope, here's that guest author I mentioned... I'm not feeling very imaginative today, so please forgive my use of particularly realistic sounding (yet still completely "fictitious") nicknames: Boss has a cousin, whom we'll call "Sandy." Sandy is married to "Jonna," and their kids are "Riley" and "Aaron." "Sandy" wrote up a blog entry for their recent visit... enjoy!


The Backstory, which will be relevant later:

They say that close only counts in horseshoes and hand grenades, but maybe we could stretch that into the realm of cartography if we fudge the numbers a bit. At our house we have a world map that is covered in the stuff from scratch-off lottery tickets. Before this trip as a family we had visited 16 states, Mexico, and Costa Rica. We were looking forward to scratching off Germany, and maybe a few nearby countries.


My family hadn’t been to Europe before even though we vacation far above our pay grade thanks to credit card sign-up bonuses. When I researched using points for the flights, the redemptions are atrocious even compared to the cash prices. Fortunately Capital One decided to donate $2,421.87 toward our trip in exchange for two $95 fees and some spending. We don’t normally spend that much, so my electric bill is paid for about the next 6 months and I invested in some precious metal (lead).


I have never written a blog of any sort before, so I thought that a daily synopsis with a wise cliche and picture might be interesting enough to read.


The Daily Synopsis:


Tuesday- We arrived and hadn’t slept well on the plane, so we took short naps before checking out some of the local Frankfurt flavor- a grocery store, cheese store, Paulaner am Dom German dining, and a site where books were burned in the 1930s. 


During her research for the trip Riley had learned about Spaghetti Ice Cream. It’s a shape, not a flavor. We got some chocolate flavored, and learned that in the heat it melts back into a bowl of ice cream rather quickly. As a family we learned that time travel is tiresome work.

Tired guyA big Radler and a tired guy


Wednesday- Continuing our literary experience, we toured the Brother’s Grimm and Hanau museum. They have several fun activities for the kids while not being overwhelming or too much/long. I like the idea of combining a local museum for things that may not naturally draw in visitors with a separate section for something that is globally known. Without the hook of the Grimm Brothers we wouldn’t have seen the mansion or amazing silver sculptures.


Near the Grimm Brothers statue we visited a farmer’s market and had some almond pastry bread, fruit, and fruit and yogurt parfait. After the heat of the farmer’s market Selgros warehouse store was a very welcome stop due to having a walk-in vegetable chiller. 


We attempted to visit a pool, but due to parking problems we ended up at Rick’s favorite spa, which was Bad. Just kidding, it was fantastic- Bad is German for bath or spa. Rick and I watched the kids while Jonna fled to the fabric-free Sauna experience. This became a problem when it was time to leave and Jonna, along with the locker key that held Riley’s clothes, was nowhere to be found. Had I known that each additional 15-minute block was only €1 we would have stayed in rather than leaving Riley behind. Proper prior planning prevents poor performance, and our performance in leaving the spa was particularly painfully poor.



 



Thursday- Becca escorted us to Cologne (Köln) where we visited the Lindt Chocolate Museum. If you ever need to get buy-in from your kids for visiting a city, a chocolate museum is an excellent first stop. When I tried to buy a chocolate drink (which the tour claims improves cardiovascular health, brain function, and virility) it was time to go to the cathedral. I was hamming up my grievance a bit too much, but it turned out that we just missed a huge downpour of rain by leaving when we did.


The Cologne Cathedral (Köln Dom) is incredible and has to be experienced to appreciate the scale and the grandeur. They claim that they have the bodies of the wise men who visited Jesus, but I’m skeptical. Jonna was very skeptical of the modern art stained glass window, which she let us know about for the whole ride home.


We enjoyed walking around Cologne, and the food at Gilden im Zims “Heimat kölscher Helden” restaurant was very good. Becca and I enjoyed the Kölsch ale. Possibly because we speak English the waiter asked before automatically bringing refills. It’s nice that it wasn’t leveled in WWII like a lot of the city was.


We stopped at Farina perfumes, a museum and store descended from the original producer of Eau de Cologne. Even though this scent is what was later generalized into the word “cologne”, Jonna spent more than twice as long in the Duty Free store at the airport smelling a different brand of perfume. Their longevity is amazing, but being the original doesn’t mean you’re the best.



Friday- Once again continuing our literary experience, we visited the Gutenberg Museum in Mainz. I know that other countries have claimed that they invented the movable type press, but even if they did they didn’t have the impact that Gutenberg did. 


Rüdesheim is a really cool city, and I enjoyed one of their signature alcoholic coffees with lunch. It has similar pageantry as table-side guacamole. After lunch we took the cable-car ride with views of Rüdesheim, the Rhine River, and vineyards. It was very scenic, and Aaron and Jonna each got a picture with car “67” in the background, which I’m sure will age like the fine wine of the vineyards below.


At the top of the cable-car route was the Niederwald Monument featuring the statue of Germania, which was built around the same time as our Statue of Liberty to commemorate the unification of Germany. On the way back down we got gelato and I had the chocolate drink I had missed out on in Cologne. I considered the fact that we haven’t seen the Statue of Liberty even though it is much, much closer. Sometimes what you see highlights what you’ve missed.




Saturday- Any trip to Germany wouldn’t be complete for anyone who cares about history without a reminder of the problems caused by everyone’s least favorite Charlie Chaplin impersonator. Dachau was a stark reminder to appreciate and defend our freedoms. 

In Munich we checked in to the hotel then took about an hour walk downtown to Hofbrauhaus. I borrowed a couple umbrellas from the hotel that came in handy. Riley is not a fan of loud or crowded places, so she was very much not impressed by Hofbrauhaus. 


After a short walk through part of the English Garden Rick showed us to the surfing area. The kids liked watching the surfers, and each had their favorite. It was getting too late for an hour-long walk and our feet were tired anyway. Rick rented some scooters that whisked us back to the hotel.





Sunday- We started with a slow morning in the hotel pool. It had some similar features to Rick’s spa/sauna, but much smaller. For lunch we found a fantastic Croatian restaurant, and Jonna will allegedly start adding diced onions and spice to her ketchup. 


It was a beautiful drive to the foothills of the Alps. We took the horse-drawn carriage ride most of the way to the castle, and the children were in the front row near the horses. The sound of the electric motor for the carriage was a bit distracting, but better than forcing horses to bear all that weight up the steep hill. As we got out of the carriage it began to sprinkle, then when we got to shelter the rain came down in sheets. Fortunately we had enough time to shelter and didn’t get soaked.


Neuschwanstein Castle is amazing and very much worth the trip. It is far larger and much more grand than our previous best, Loveland Castle in Ohio. King Ludwig II of Bavaria spent beyond his means and extended every line of credit to build castles, and was probably killed over it. They don’t allow photography during the tour, but there are pictures in the links below. 


On the way back down the mountain there were dozens of tiny frogs out in the road, and Aaron worked to catch but also release every single one. Even though it was only around 7pm the entire town was closed down- restaurants, shops, etc.


While I was researching for this blog entry I looked up Neuschwanstein Castle on Google maps. It is only 3 miles away from the border of Austria. If you remember, we’re trying to scratch countries off our map and a round-trip into the other country would have been shorter than my one-way commute to work each morning. We were 4,230 miles from home and missed another country by 3. If I had done slightly more research we would be scratching Austria, but we aren’t.


If Ludwig II teaches us nothing else, remember that anyone can outspend their income.






Monday- We spent the morning at the hotel pool/spa/sauna. I wished that the pool Cafe had been open, but then discovered that they had a very good self-service coffee and tea selection.

Jonna was not thrilled about McDonalds for lunch on the road, but it turned out great. They had dishes our McDonalds don’t have, like empanadas and interesting sauces, like Wasabi and spicy Bali. 


In the medieval city of Rothenberg we imagined what it would be like to shoot arrows at the invading Frenchmen from the city walls. That likely isn’t historically accurate, but it was fun anyway. 


We found a bakery that offered the local specialty, a snowball, which is essentially a crumpled up flaky pie crust covered in frosting. We got a large pistachio and a small hazelnut. Riley was salty because the flavor that she wanted was smaller than the other until she learned that they were out of large hazelnut snowballs.



I don’t remember what day, but enjoyed: For stay-at-home dinners Becca made BLT salad, which was Aaron’s favorite meal. Rick made hotdogs and tater tots- I really enjoyed the candied jalapenos and Jonna learned that she likes tater tots when they are properly spiced.

Thank you to the Shores family, it wouldn't have been possible without your hospitality and generosity!




Links: 

Grimm/Hanau museum- https://www.museen-hanau.de/


Neuschwanstein Castle- https://www.gettyimages.com/search/2/image?phrase=neuschwanstein+castle+interior&tracked_gsrp_landing=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.gettyimages.com%2Fphotos%2Fneuschwanstein-castle-interior

https://www.neuschwanstein.de/englisch/palace/interior.htm


Germania and the Niederwald Monument- https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Niederwald_monument


Restaurant Croatia- https://maps.app.goo.gl/ibfpCEywYxdRLbdh7


Farina- https://farina1709.com/en/pages/history-1


Loveland Castle, Ohio- https://lovelandcastle.com/


Hotel- https://www.hyatt.com/andaz/en-US/mucaz-andaz-munich-schwabinger-tor


And now, back to your normally scheduled narrator... sorry folks, I will not be including links for the stuff I post. You're gonna have to do your own Googling if you're not happy with my level of research!


Tuesday, August 11, 2026

Part II, Second Try!